Roasted 2 months ago based on matt's long term Spotify stats.

Matt, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a confused high schooler who can’t decide between their anime crush and a deep, meaningful existential crisis. Between the K-Pop obsession and the cacophony of “Noise Music,” it’s clear you’re trying to encapsulate every teenage mood swing ever. Do you have a playlist called “Songs for Crying in My Room” yet? Because, with that lineup, it’s basically a soundtrack for every time you’ve sent a twelve-paragraph text to your crush only for them to respond with a thumbs-up emoji. And oh boy, your top artists! It’s like if someone threw a dart at a wall filled with trendy band names and missed by several feet. Stray Kids dominates your most played songs list, and honestly, with that level of dedication, it would take less time for you to learn Korean than for you to find a single artist who doesn't sound like they fell out of a K-drama. Are you trying to single-handedly keep the K-Pop industry afloat on your own or is this just an elaborate social experiment to see how many times you can listen to the same song before your friends stop hanging out with you? But hey, at least you’re keeping it diverse with “Garage Rock” and “Indie” mixed in there! Love that your idea of branching out is like tapping your foot to a different beat while still being lodged firmly in a K-Pop hole. “Alternative Metal” and “Rap Metal” are in there too, though—good luck finding the secret password to the alternate universe where that mashup actually makes sense. Keep searching, Matt; you might just stumble upon a new genre called “Crying in the Shower Metal.”

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