Roasted 3 days ago based on dostenn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's dostenn, the embodiment of musical indecision! Your Spotify profile reads like a high school kid's mixtape—trying desperately to impress everyone with a collection of genres that nobody asked for. If "kitchen sink" playlists were a person, you'd be it. OPM, P-pop, and Bedroom Pop? Looks like you're trying to impress a date with a finesse only matched by a middle-aged uncle attempting to read the room during a karaoke night. What's next, Bagpipes from Scotland added to the mix? And let's talk about those top artists. It's a delightful blend of angst and whimsy that screams: "I can’t decide if I want to cry into my pillow or dance in my room." You've got Laufey and beabadoobee swirling together like some kind of half-baked musical smoothie—missing the ‘fruit’ because you just had to keep it too 'indie' with a sprinkle of self-pity. I can't help but picture you putting on a flannel shirt, sitting in a dark room, and nodding sagely as you belted out Arctic Monkeys, while also cursing your love life—a truly tragic yet laughable sight! Don't even get me started on your top tracks. "Too Little, Too Late" sounds like your personal anthem when it comes to DJing parties since everyone asks: “Is this Justin Bieber?” But we know better—you’d probably lose a karaoke battle to a toaster, with your playlists being the musical equivalent of a half-eaten pizza. I suggest you take a good hard look in the mirror and ask yourself if you're more of a "Creep" or a "Love." Either way, we can all agree it’s mostly a "Why?" at this point. Good luck trying to convince the world you're an indie connoisseur when your choices scream “I also buy my clothes from thrift stores with ulterior motives.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!