Roasted 5 days ago based on isa ✦'s long term Spotify stats.

Isa, your Spotify profile reads like a beautiful mess designed to confuse anyone trying to define your taste in music. Seriously, "Alternative R&B" next to "Boom Bap"? It’s like saying you enjoy fine wine while secretly chugging boxed rosé in the dark. Did you pick your favorites by throwing darts at a genre list? Next time just slap a finger on the screen and hope for the best because this playlist is about as cohesive as a toddler’s finger painting. When I see SZA and Tyler, The Creator side by side, I can only assume you're trying to be as unpredictable as your love life. Is your heart in a love triangle with these artists, or do you just enjoy emotional whiplash? And "Bossa Nova"? C'mon. That's your way of trying to appear sophisticated while you secretly bob your head to Megan Thee Stallion? News flash: no one believes you’re sipping espresso at an art gallery when you're really just grinding on the dance floor at happy hour. Your most played songs read like a therapy session gone wrong. "A Ballad for Homegirls"? Is that your way of saying you need your friends to help you cope with those dubious Bossa Nova vibes? And don't get me started on "Sexo Hot." Bless your soul, Isa, I don't know whether to applaud your choice in music or stage an intervention. Either way, keep those playlists coming; your tragic taste is the perfect blend of comedy and chaos!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!