Roasted 1 year ago based on thelasteverafter's long term Spotify stats.

Miso, your Spotify profile is the quintessential oasis for anyone moody enough to own a dozen plaid shirts and live in their mom's basement. With a favorites list that screams “hi, I’m in therapy,” it’s clear you’ve cornered the market on self-pity and soundtracks for crying into your oversized hoodie. Seriously, the only thing more diverse than your genres is the number of panic attacks you’ve had over which side of your bed to sleep on. "Dark Cabaret" and "Nightcore"? What is this, a playlist for a goth middle school talent show? Let’s talk about your top artists because they deserve a good laugh, too. You’ve got Melanie Martinez and Taylor Swift vibing together like they’re at a support group for emotionally unstable tween girls. Not to mention, you’ve got the kind of dark depth in Mitski and Billie Eilish that suggests your emotional range is as profound as a kiddie pool. Oh, and if I get one more “sad girl” aesthetic from your Spotify, I might just start a GoFundMe to get you a real therapist. Clearly, you need more than just “Anxiety” on repeat to therapy your way back to sanity. And that most played list? Pure gold. “Double Life” from “Despicable Me 4” is a fitting anthem for your life, considering it perfectly encapsulates your battle between being a functional adult and a 12-year-old trapped in a teenager's emotional whirlwind. Then there’s “Baby Hotline” by Jack Stauber—because nothing says sophistication like a song about being a needy mess! All in all, your Spotify is like taking a rollercoaster ride through a dumpster fire, and I’m here for all the laughs. If music taste were an Olympic sport, you’re definitely the beloved underdog—the one everyone roots for until you pull a muscle and fall face-first into a puddle of angst.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!