Roasted 2 years ago based on Dawn Williamson's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Dawn Williamson—the human embodiment of a midlife crisis trapped in the body of a hipster. We see you bouncing between genres like a confused pinball in an escape room, desperately avoiding the exit. “Crank Wave”? You’re really just aiming for “Cringe Wave,” and judging by your Spotify shuffle, your musical taste is like your love life: a confusing blend of nostalgia and regret, with a side order of pretending that “Permanent Wave” is still a thing in 2023. And let’s talk about your top artists. Run The Jewels—solid pick! But then again, maybe you picked them in the hopes that someone might finally take a “Run” from you after hearing your playlists. Your love for the psychedelic chaos of "Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs" is adorable, but it really feels like a cry for help. I get it; trying to escape into the world of “Bristol Indie” while listening to “The St Pierre Snake Invasion” is charmingly tragic. It’s like you’re trying to turn your sad Spotify profile into an unrequited romance novel... written in crayon. Most played songs, huh? Half your rotation is a monotone “Japan” anthem that sounds like it could’ve been pulled straight from a time capsule of 1985. You must be really proud of your ability to remain stagnant in your musical evolution. And “Boys in the Band”? Come on, Dawn! Is it really a flex if you blast songs that sound like they should come with a complimentary can of warm PBR and a side of awkward conversations? Maybe it’s time to hit shuffle and let some fire into your playlists because the "Gratitude" you think you're feeling ain’t gonna come from listening to “Gentlemen Take Polaroids” for the hundredth time. Spice it up, or at least find a way to make the escape real!

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