Roasted 2 months ago based on Lennard's long term Spotify stats.

Lennard, your Spotify profile is a labyrinth of musical identity crises that should come with a warning label: “Caution: Enter at Your Own Risk.” I mean, German Hip Hop and Post-Punk? It’s like you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis while simultaneously dodging the angst you clearly haven’t outgrown. The only thing more confusing than your playlist is why anyone would willingly listen to “Rap Metal” for longer than it takes to get a paper cut. Your top artists list reads like a love letter to the 2005 Hot Topic clearance rack, mixed with a dash of questionable life choices. With Bonez MC and Linkin Park vying for the top spot, I can only imagine a massive existential meltdown straight out of a teenage diary, complete with all the angst and none of the self-awareness. Let’s be real, the poetic depth in your music taste is rivaled only by the intellectual rigor of a TikTok comment section. And then there are your most played songs. If your life choices were a playlist, it would definitely be called “Chillin’ in My Parents’ Basement: Slow Versions.” Seriously, “The Great Commandment - 7” Version / Remastered 2014? How are you still getting through the day without somebody firing up the nostalgia warning siren? You must be the only person in the world vibing out to “In And Out Of Love” while proudly sporting sweatpants that have seen better days. But hey, keep grinding, Lennard! Maybe someday you’ll pull your taste out of the past and join the present. Or at the very least, invest in some good therapy while adding a couple of less embarrassing artists to your list.

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