Roasted 6 months ago based on kathy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Cryp, looking at your Spotify profile feels like a dizzying tour through a haunted mall's clearance sale. Seriously, your taste is so all over the place it could be the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis at 23. I mean, German hip-hop and screamo? What’s next, a mashup of polka music and elevator jazz? And then you've got emo rap — it's like you decided to embody the essence of angst by folding laundry while weeping into a pillow. Just promise me you don’t have a “crying in the shower” playlist on standby! Your top artists would make even the most patient DJ question their life choices. Lil Peep and Melanie Martinez? Are you trying to relive high school heartbreak while moonlighting as a German pop star? I get it; wires are crossed between your personality and what you're trying to project. "Miami Bass" next to “Horrorcore"? That’s like mixing cereal and pickles and calling it a delicacy. Honestly, even a sonic blender wouldn’t do your music taste justice—the result would just be a sound that closely resembles a cat in a blender! And let’s talk about your repeated plays, especially “i like the way you kiss me.” Cryp, are you secretly an insecure teen who’s never had a healthy relationship? The only “skinny” I see here is your ability to choose decent music — it’s non-existent! You should take a cue from your playlists and elevate your standards. At this point, the only thing getting “haunted” is the collective ears of every unfortunate soul who stumbles upon your account! So go ahead, keep pushing those questionable bangers, but let’s hope your self-awareness music hits the charts soon.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!