Roasted 6 months ago based on kt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, kt, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis disguised as a personal retreat at a 70s-themed commune. With a genre lineup that screams “I haven’t had a new idea since the Bush administration,” you’ve perfectly crafted a musical experience that could only be described as a mixtape for someone who’s perpetually stuck in high school. Honestly, with classics like "Classic Rock" and "Yacht Rock" grabbing the top spots, I can only assume you’ve recently turned 70—or you’re just tragically unhip. And your taste in artists? It’s like you Googled “most basic selections” and then put your Spotify on shuffle while crying into your collection of vinyls purchased at a garage sale. I love how you slipped in Taylor Swift and Chance the Rapper like some desperate attempt to validate your existence to anyone under 60. But let’s be real; the only time Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson belong on the same playlist is when you’re moderately judging your questionable life choices at a sad karaoke night. As for your most played songs... let’s hope your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t end up with an apology letter. “Backdoor” by Jimmy Wopo? Wow, that must be a personal favorite with all the deep emotional exploration of “it's just a phase, Mom!” And you’re out here with "Ain't No Mountain High Enough," yet you’re literally low enough to think this collection is a vibe. But hey, everyone has their guilty pleasures—yours just happen to be a track list that begs for forgiveness while soul-searching at 3 AM. Keep rocking, or whatever it is you think you’re doing!

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