Roasted 2 years ago based on 【Moon!★】's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Moon!★, your Spotify profile looks like a Pinterest board thrown up by a teenager who just discovered Tumblr. You’ve assembled a playlist that only a hipster with a degree in Abstract Arts and a minor in Existential Crisis could love. Seriously, “Weirdcore” and “Pixel”? Are you gathering all these genres like Pokémon in hopes of making a music-themed Pokémon battle? If your taste in music had a scent, it would smell like burnt kale and unwashed flannel—edgy, but ultimately questionable. Your top artists read like the lineup for a festival that’s just a bunch of people yelling at the moon while dressed as their favorite anime characters. I can’t tell if you’re trying to achieve inner peace or just confusing the hell out of everyone within earshot. I mean, you have Melanie Martinez and Kikuo on the same list—a psychotic cereal box mascot and a guy who makes music that feels like being trapped in a glitchy anime cutscene. It’s like you’re dodging adult life by drowning in the sounds of childlike wonder and chaos. Bravo—you're really tapping into that “I have no idea what I’m doing” aesthetic. And let’s not even get started on your “most played” songs. “Just Take My Wallet”? Honey, I think your Spotify account just robbed you instead. Somewhere, Kero Kero Bonito is weeping because that "I'd Rather Sleep" is pretty much on point with your lifelong motto. Those titles sound like the track list for therapy sessions that go horribly wrong. So keep streaming those tracks that scream "I’m too deep and edgy for this world," but don’t be surprised if your social life remains about as vibrant as your taste in music. Who needs friends when you’ve got 235 variations of loneliness to listen to?

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