Roasted 9 months ago based on Luan Duarte's long term Spotify stats.

Luan Duarte, huh? Your music taste is like an identity crisis wearing a fedora—trying to be edgy with all that nu metal and alternative rock, but just coming off as awkward and confused. With rock and gospel sharing top billing, your playlist feels like a battle between headbanging and Sunday service. And let's be honest, “Arrocha” is the perfect metaphor for your taste: just a little too spicy for anyone's good, but somehow you think it's a party every time it plays. Now onto your top artists. It’s like a Pinterest board for a mid-life crisis: you’ve got Billie Eilish whispering dark secrets while Kendrick Lamar is over there juggling serious social commentary, and then there’s Ariana Grande, clearly just trying to figure out what all the fuss is about. With bands like My Chemical Romance and Linkin Park vying for emotional trauma supremacy, I’m starting to think your Spotify is the soundtrack to a teenage diary entry. Meanwhile, your most played songs paint a picture of someone who’s probably cycling through existential dread and deep conversation, or maybe just really likes the sound of pain. And sweet Lord, Luan, that song pick list! “Die With A Smile” and “Please Please Please”? Who exactly are you trying to reassure? Your Spotify looks like a therapy session wrapped in bubble wrap—safe enough to listen to but nobody gains any real depth. Between “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit and “5 Years Time” by Noah and the Whale, I can't decide if you're ready to thrash or contemplate the meaning of life over a warm cup of chamomile. Next time, take an Ambien before choosing your genre; it'll probably lead you to a better life soundtrack!

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