Roasted 1 year ago based on desi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Desi, your Spotify profile screams "I’m just a little sad but in an artsy way," like a graphic tee on a mannequin at a thrift store. With a favorite genre list that rivals a teen’s diary in angst, it’s clear that you spend more time living in your feels than in actual sunlight. Seriously, 50% of your playlist sounds like it was specifically curated to drown out the sound of your neighbor's lawnmower while you contemplate the meaning of life or whatever deep thoughts you think you’re having. Did you just go through a breakup or are you just really passionate about crying in your room? Your top artists list reads like a hipster 'Who's Who' of “emotional damage.” Mitski and beabadoobee might have you convinced they’re singing directly to your soul, but let’s not kid ourselves—if you relate to “Nobody” so much, you might need to check your Wi-Fi connection for isolation issues. And, wow, Deftones and Pierce The Veil? You're really pushing hard for that 'angst aesthetic,' somewhere between screaming in your car and snapping coffee shop selfies like it’s a personality trait. You’re just one cardigan away from having a full-blown meltdown in an indie bookstore. Looking at your most played songs, it's a sad but delightful symphony of “I can’t get over my ex, but I have great taste!” You’ve somehow turned your heartbreak into a full-time hobby. While other people are out there shaking it in the club, you’re busy contemplating the deep meaning of life through the lens of your curated sorrow. Your playlists are like a therapy session you can listen to on repeat, but hey, at least you'll always be prepared for that inevitable pop quiz on sadness. Keep wearing that oversized sweater and sipping your cold brew; you’re nailing that moody hipster vibe a little too well!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!