Roasted 2 years ago based on B's long term Spotify stats.

Oh B, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an over-caffeinated teen's existential crisis. Your taste in music is a chaotic rollercoaster ride through the world of K-Pop and "sensitive Gen Z singer-songwriters," as if you figured the best way to connect with the youth is to curate a playlist for a high school musical nobody asked to see. Seriously, is your life a K-Drama? You’ve chosen more boy groups than a pre-teen girl after her first crush, which honestly explains why your love life is a catastrophic mixtape of missed opportunities. It’s almost impressive how every song on your most played list sounds like it was released by someone who got a bad case of writer’s block and decided to just mumble feelings over a synth beat. "Dangerous" by BOYNEXTDOOR? More like "Dangerous" for your eardrums every time you hit replay! And let's talk about Jake Cornell—are you a secret agent assigned to make people curious about this man? Is he your long-lost cousin? No one should have more plays on a single artist than their own social life! With this much obsession, I’m worried he’s going to gain a restraining order. You’ve got a long list of genres that seem to only exist in an underground music scene where hipsters go to cry. From "Indie Rock Italiano" to "Korean R&B," your profile is serving a buffet of cultural confusion, as if you splurged on a musical world tour without having any stamp in your passport. The only thing more diverse than your playlist is your collection of unseasoned jokes. Here’s a hot tip: next time you curate a playlist, throw in a little self-respect and consider a few upbeat tunes that go beyond melancholic vibes and mood swings. But hey, keep riding that K-Pop wave; it might just lead you to an actual social life outside your earbuds!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!