Roasted 1 year ago based on Andrew.rennie's long term Spotify stats.

Andrew Rennie, huh? Your Spotify profile looks like the soundboard for an existential crisis held in a hipster coffee shop. Your taste in music runs deeper than a puddle and wider than a pair of skinny jeans at a Fleetwood Mac concert. With genres like "Float House" and "Folktronica," it’s clear you’re attempting to elevate the mundane to an art form. Congratulations, you’ve created a soundtrack that is as inescapably bland as a tofu salad! Your top artists read like a collective of guys who exclusively DJ at the last two tables of a warehouse party. BICEP? More like "Biceps, because you need them to carry the weight of this pretentious playlist." Coldplay snuck in here somehow, probably trying to remind you what mainstream success sounds like. If your music taste were a person, it would be the friend who insists on playing obscure tracks no one else has heard of while you roll your eyes into the back of your skull. I’d say “get a grip,” but I’d be surprised if you ever touched anything outside your cozy corner of electronica delusion! Now, your most played songs? They sound less like fan favorites and more like uninspired filler tracks from a failed cable series nobody wanted. "Life is Beautiful"? Yeah, if your idea of beauty is wandering around in a fog of atmospheric beats and forgetting what you came for. And let’s not even get started on “Need To Feel Loved” – buddy, it’s evident you’re one algorithm away from needing to feel something, anything, that resembles human connection. So, here’s a friendly suggestion: take some time off from scrolling through playlists named after a state of mind and remember that music shouldn't be a conversation starter at a post-modern art exhibit. Time for a change, champ!

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