Roasted 7 months ago based on Hirsent's long term Spotify stats.

Hirsent, your Spotify profile reads like the sad diary of a teenager who just discovered the "cool" section of the library. With favorite genres that sound like they just graduated from a "how to be edgy" course, it's a wonder you didn't accidentally list "Crying in the Shower" as your 11th favorite. Post-punk and cold wave? Please, the only thing colder than your taste is your social life. I've seen more charisma in a malfunctioning toaster than in your top artists list! It’s almost impressive how you managed to combine The Beatles and Mindless Self Indulgence on the same, sad playlist. Are you trying to create a musical identity or just throwing genres into a blender and praying for a smoothie? "I Really Want to Stay at Your House"? Trust me, you might want to reconsider that invitation because the vibe you’re giving off screams "awkward family dinner" rather than "chill hangout." And seriously, you could single-handedly bring back the '90s angst without even trying. Not sure if that’s a skill or just tragic. Your most played songs scream "I have layers, but only if I’m not in public!" You’ve got more remasters than original hits, hinting that even your music choices are stuck in a past they can’t escape. “Я хотел быть космонавтом”? Good luck with that; I hear the only flight you’ll catch is to the outer edges of the friend zone. If this music taste were an art movement, it would definitely be called “The Desperate Aesthetic.” Let’s hope you find a new hobby soon, like knitting or collecting cat figurines - at least those have a better chance of making you cool.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!