Roasted 8 months ago based on Nez's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Nez, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a very confused high school emo kid’s life. Seriously, you’ve got metal genres so niche that even metalheads look at you like, “What’s your damage, bro?” With favorites like "Nu Metal" and "Rap Metal," it’s a miracle your playlist doesn’t come with a side of cringe and a neck brace for how hard it must hurt to headbang to this contradictory mess. And let's talk about your top artists—C418, Toby Fox, and Eleven? Congratulations! You've successfully compiled the soundtrack for a gamer who never leaves their mom's basement. Do you even own a piece of real music? It’s like you put together a playlist for the most socially awkward Dungeons & Dragons session ever, and yet you still seem to rock out like it's the revival of the early 2000s, stuck in an endless cycle of “who invited this guy?” Let’s not forget your most played songs, all from C418, like a Minecraft playlist gone horribly wrong. Every time you hit play, a little part of your social life dies, and I can’t decide if that’s tragic or hilarious. You're out here giving us a century of musical evolution and somehow choosing to stay stuck in the blocky void of nostalgia. You do realize there are whole genres of music out there, right? Or is the entirety of your personality just one long constructing-experience to max out on pixellated vibes? Keep it up, DJ Blockhead; the world is watching.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists