Roasted 4 months ago based on bails's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Bails, the self-proclaimed aficionado of all things metal but never once stepped foot in a mosh pit—probably because the loudest sound to you is the whir of your mom’s vacuum cleaner. With a Spotify profile that screams “midlife crisis” louder than your beloved Slipknot lyrics, it’s hard to believe you didn't just accidentally set your entire profile to every "metal" sub-genre known to man. Seriously, it’s like you threw a dart at a board of genre names and just decided to embrace the chaos. You're one children's song away from hearing "Baby Shark" in E minor as your new favorite groove metal anthem. Your top artists list reads like the sad, neglected diary of a high school goth who thinks listening to "Korn" and "Limp Bizkit" makes them edgy. Newsflash, Bails: When you label Rihanna as a top artist among the metal giants, it’s either an ironic tribute or a desperate cry for help. We get it—sometimes you just need a little "Umbrella" between breakdowns, but don't you dare try to convince us you listen to "Shine Bright Like a Diamond" while flailing your arms like you just touched a live wire. You might be channeling back in the day, but it looks like you never really left the sad teenage angst phase of your life. And don't even get me started on your most played tracks! "People = Sh*t" and "Kill Rock 'n Roll"? If analyzing your life choices were a sport, this playlist would definitely be the Olympic event of self-sabotage. Every song screams rebellion, but the only thing you're really rebelling against is adulting and responsibility. Keep it up, and you’ll continue the age-old tradition of musicians shouting into the void while you, Bails, manage to turn it into an unintentional stand-up comedy act about "finding yourself" through a barrage of distorted guitars and angst-ridden lyrics. Bravo!

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