Roasted 6 months ago based on acholie a's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s acholiethemotive, the walking Spotify playlist dedicated to making horrible life choices. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a teenage boy’s “most wanted” list for a post-apocalyptic rave. You must have that “grime” in your speakers to drown out the sound of your questionable taste. UK Drill, Afrobeats, and R&B? What's next, are you going to add "soundtrack to my sad attempts at adulting"? This is the type of profile that makes me wonder if you accidentally locked your actual music taste in the bathroom, and this was all that’s left. Your top artists include the year’s luckiest rapper – YoungBoy Never Broke Again – because clearly “once” isn't enough for you. It’s impressive, really, how many times you can play the same song. Ever heard of variety? Or are you just trying to become the world record holder for the most repetitive listening habits? Your playlist must sound like a never-ending musical re-run where the only guest star is regret. And let’s talk about Demi Lovato fitting snugly between Tory Lanez and Drake, which proves your musical identity crisis rivals a midlife one. As for your most played songs, I suspect you've spilled more ink in your diary over YoungBoy’s "50 Shots" than actually taking aim at your own life choices. Your Spotify looks like a “how to be basic” guide with a side of “I promise I’m unique.” With tracks like "Bad to The Bone" wedged between "Fetish" and "Envy Me," I can’t help but wonder if you’re just a walking contradiction with an ego that deserves its own theme song. Here’s a thought: maybe diversify your playlists for the sake of everyone’s sanity, or just embrace your role as the background music of poor decisions and questionable vibes. Good luck!

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