Roasted 1 month ago based on raksivaa's long term Spotify stats.

Listen, raksivaa, I see you're all about that J-Pop and J-Rock life, which I gotta admit is a bold choice—like attempting to swim in a kiddie pool filled with wasabi. Your Spotify taste resembles a karaoke night gone horribly wrong when the only song you know is that one looped SPITZ track you haven’t bothered to skip in months. Seriously, how many times can you listen to "春の歌" before you just start speaking in Japanese? At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify Wrapped is just an elaborate way to showcase how to waste hours blissfully in a bubble of repetitive mediocrity. And can we talk about your top artists? "Kanye West" stands out like a sore thumb in a lineup of anime soundtracks and feel-good ballads. It’s like you’re trying to bring a rap battle to a tea ceremony, except nobody asked for that clash. Honestly, "ヨルシカ" and "back number" are probably just waiting for you to “unfriend” them from your life while the ghost of Kanye shakes his head, wondering how he ended up on this playlist of recurring middle-school crush anthems. It’s a surprise your playlists don’t come with a side of pocky and a cringeworthy diary entry about your most recent unrequited love. Your most played songs are basically a SPITZ album on repeat, and it’s clear you’ve surrendered your musical identity to one nostalgic decade. At this rate, your future dates are just going to end up appreciating all your "scat" tracks like they're avant-garde jazz. Keep it up, friend; continue living the dream where you drown in a sea of minor key melodies and half-hearted rap verses. "Dark R&B"? More like "Dark and Gloomy Overload," am I right? Maybe invest in a good therapist who can help you explore why you think that listening to the same band covers the emotional range of human experience.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!