Roasted 10 months ago based on Aria's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Kablaria, it looks like your Spotify profile is like a buffet where every dish is either slightly confusing or just plain sad. R&B, Rap, Christian Hip Hop? You definitely took "variety is the spice of life" a little too literally. At this point, you might as well throw a little polka and mariachi in there just to really confuse your friends. And who are you trying to fool with that Soft Pop genre? Calling it soft is great and all, but your taste is softer than a marshmallow in a hot oven. Your top artists list reads like a music festival lineup for people who can't quite choose a lane. NF and SZA are great, but you lost points for having "OneRepublic" cozying up next to Kendrick Lamar. They didn’t even bother asking for a backstage pass; they just snuck onto the tour bus and turned the vibe into a Costco sample day. And Connor Price? You weren't even trying to hide your music crush with him; you just slapped on the "discover weekly" label and called it a day. At least Kanye and The Weeknd are keeping it real, but it feels like a backstage brawl waiting to happen with your inconsistent choices. As for your most played songs, it’s clear you have a real knack for finding the tunes that will ensure maximum eye-rolling. Picking “HAPPY” by NF is truly bold, considering it’s the soundtrack to every cringe TikTok dance challenge ever. And “Ghost in the Machine”? C'mon, that’s something you should be naming your WiFi network, not your song recommendations. You’ve got more Heat Waves than summer in the Arctic, and let’s not even get started on "Animals"—do you have a pet rock you’re trying to impress? It's an eclectic set of ear torture that screams, "I have commitment issues, even with my playlists."

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