Roasted 7 months ago based on Chosomoneybagsmcgee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Chosomoneybagsmcgee, your Spotify profile is like a high schooler's bedroom after a breakup—confused, desperate, and a tad cringeworthy. “Bedroom Pop”? Really? You might as well have said "sad songs to cry in your pillow to." Your top artists are a cornucopia of "I shop at thrift stores because I'm deep" vibes, where we can practically smell the angst radiating from your playlists. If your music taste was an Instagram post, it would be captioned "feeling cute, might delete later." And let’s talk about your most played songs. “911 (From the TV Show 'The Rookie')”? Are you one emotional breakdown away from requesting the entire soundtrack? I didn’t know “wifiskeleton” was a band; sounds more like what happens when you binge too many Netflix shows and forget to leave the house. It’s clear you’re the kind of person who scoffs at pop charts while secretly crying to “Let You Break My Heart Again” like it’s the national anthem of your life. You need a support group—preferably one that serves snacks, so you can drown your sorrows in cheese puffs. In the end, your Spotify could use a little more personality and a lot less indecisiveness. You’ve got a genre list that reads like a hipster’s shopping list of angst: “Hyperpop” and “Lo-Fi Indie”? What’s next, “existential dread pop”? Your vibe is so all over the place it’s like you’re trying to throw everyone off the scent of your cringeworthy choices. So crank up the volume, embrace the chaos, and maybe do us a favor: pick a lane for this emotional rollercoaster you call a music taste!

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