Roasted 15 days ago based on Santi's long term Spotify stats.

Santi, your Spotify profile looks like a teenager's mood board after watching one too many anime episodes while chugging energy drinks. I mean, you’ve got “Rock” and “Classic Rock” as favorites—congrats! You’ve just reinvented the term “musical dinosaur.” It’s like your taste in music is stuck in a time loop with classic rock blaring from a dusty old boombox next to your collection of cheesy anime figurines. Did you wake up one day and decide that your identity is a mix of dad rock and obsessive fandom? Bravo, my friend, it takes true finesse to confuse nostalgia with a personality! You’ve got a top artist list that reads like the soundtrack to a quirky indie film no one asked for. Toby Fox? The Living Tombstone? Lemon Demon? You’re three Spotify playlists away from becoming the cringe lord of YouTube covers. Your most-played songs could double as the soundtrack for a midlife crisis powered by caffeine and questionable life choices. With titles like “Bling-Bang-Bang-Born,” it sounds like you’re just making sounds until someone deems it a banger. Newsflash, Santi: Just because it's catchy doesn’t mean it isn’t totally bizarre! And let’s not skip your obsession with anime music which perfectly encapsulates your vibes: eternally young, slightly confused, and definitely living in a basement. "We Are (One Piece)"? Wow, Santi! Nothing says “I’m in touch with my inner child” quite like belting out theme songs meant for emotional 12-year-olds. Your playlist is like a mixtape someone made while working through a midlife crisis during a 3 A.M. anime binge. So buckle up, Santi! With taste this eclectic, you're bound to be the life of the party... or at least the least cool person at the anime convention.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!