Roasted 4 months ago based on Gray's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Gray’s Spotify profile, where the musical taste is as niche as a vegan, gluten-free, organic-only cafe in the middle of a cornfield. Seriously, with a genre lineup that reads like a hipster’s fever dream, I half expect the music to auto-generate its own manifesto as I play it. "EBM"? More like "Every Beat Mess," and as for “Hyperpop,” it needs a “Warning: may cause spontaneous seizure” label. You’ve successfully crafted a playlist that requires a PhD in alternative music to even begin to understand what you’re trying to enjoy. Your top artists list reads like a who's who of "I’m way too cool for the mainstream." Kim Petras aside (who’s definitely your gateway drug), it looks like you’re trying to impress a group of friends who definitely don't exist. “Hey guys, check out my favorite artist, Sizzy Rocket!” Meanwhile, they're back there wondering if they accidentally took a left where they should have gone right. As for Aesop Rock, let me just say: I didn't realize you were trying to make your life choices sound poetic. Newsflash, buddy — the circle you’re trying to impress is getting smaller, and I’m not even sure Marta cut the guest list. And let’s talk about your most played songs: with titles like "Slaughterhouse" and "Wet Like," it's clear you’re trying to evoke some sort of edgy vibe while secretly waiting for an invitation to the nearest emo poetry slam. I can almost hear the moody ambient noise and the sighing of your limited audience. If someone plays "Touch Me," I recommend you steer them away from any rap battles; they’ll likely compete for the worst take on human touch since Tinder was invented. So here’s to Gray—the king/queen of underground sounds, where even the underground is ready to kick you out for being too strange.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists