Roasted 22 days ago based on prince_cooki1e's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, prince_cooki1e, the master of terrible taste! Your Spotify playlist looks like a sonic buffet where everything is just a little out of date and way too sugary. Pop? K-Pop? Alternative Metal? Nu Metal? It’s like you threw a musical dart at a board of clichés and just went with whatever it landed on. If you were any more mainstream, you'd be the radio ad in between my actual favorite songs. I mean, seriously, how much Ariana Grande can one person consume before they turn into a Whipped Cream Cloud? And let’s talk about your "top artists." You have the musical range of a toddler’s drum set—"Korn" sits uncomfortably beside "Melanie Martinez," as if they were forced to be friends at a party neither of them wants to attend. Do you have a secret plan to forge the worst emo band ever? Because the combination of Ariana and Korn sounds like the soundtrack to a very sad circus. And what’s with this desperate need for validation from your favorite pop girls? It’s like with every streamed track, you’re hoping they’ll reply on Instagram and drop some inspiration on your life. Spoiler: they won’t. Now, if your most played tracks weren’t crying out for therapy, I don’t know what is. Is "we can't be friends (wait for your love)" your emotional theme song? Because between the sugar highs of Ariana and the longing ballads of Melanie, I'm surprised you haven’t been struck by lightning from how cringe-worthy your streaming habits are. It’s like your playlist is the soundtrack for someone who can’t quite decide if they’re having a breakdown or just really enjoy pastel-colored aesthetics. Either way, I'd suggest diversifying your listening habits before your Spotify proudly announces you as its 'Most Basic User of the Year.'

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