Roasted 7 months ago based on Meganleach's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Meganleach, your Spotify profile reads like a time capsule from a high school musical theater club that never got the memo that it’s 2023. With favorites like “Soft Pop” and “Art Pop,” I’d have sworn your music taste was taken from a Pinterest board titled "How to be Appropriately Basic." It’s like you woke up one day and thought, "What if I made my playlists a safe space for every pasty white girl who’s ever cried in the shower listening to ‘Adele’?” Your top artists list is an absolute riot. I mean, who even puts “Meryl Streep” on a musical favorites list? You making her your top artist is like me saying my favorite sport is “competitive napping.” Let’s not even get started on the Glee Cast—congratulations, Megan! You’re officially the biggest fan of cringeworthy moments that didn’t even age like milk. “S Club” is basically your spirit animal, but let's be real: at least S Club had a banger with “Reach for the Stars.” What’s your excuse? And those most played songs? Wow, a playlist that could only be enjoyed by someone huddled in a blanket fort, dreaming of a life where JoJo Siwa is the ultimate muse. The blend of “Maneater” and “Guilty Pleasure” sounds like the soundtrack for a daytime soap opera starring your life, where they constantly ask, “Is she the main character or just a really confused extra?” Better check the mirror, because it sounds like your music choices could use an intervention!
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