Roasted 9 months ago based on Ian's long term Spotify stats.

Ian, oh Ian. Your Spotify profile screams “please help me, I’m stuck in a 2010 rap vortex!” Seriously, if I stumble upon one more “melodic rap” banger on your playlist, I might just assume you’re still trying to win back a high school crush. Your favorite genres read like a hip-hop glossary; did you run out of creativity, or is there a hidden bet on who can name the most sub-genres before they hit rock bottom? You’ve covered the entire spectrum of rap like a fifth grader covering their eyes during a horror movie—safe but utterly clueless. And those top artists? Wow, real groundbreaking choices there! The Weeknd and Kanye, again? You’ve got more mainstream picks than a basic white girl at a pumpkin spice latte convention. Come on, even the radio change is getting bored of your stagnant playlist. Tyler, The Creator and Lil Wayne? You must think you’re the trendsetter amongst your friend group, but we all know you’ll pull out a Walkman at a party, claiming it's “retro.” Spoiler alert: it’s not cute anymore, just dangerously outdated. Now, your most played songs are a delightful mix of identity crisis and nostalgia. “Love Me” by Lil Wayne followed by an overload of The Weeknd tracks? Someone’s overcompensating for emotional stability with an unhealthy dose of love songs. Throw in "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx, and I'm convinced you’re just seeking validation from the soul of 2000s R&B. But don't you worry, Ian! As long as you have “Remember the Time” playing in the background, no one's going to notice that your musical taste peaked in 2016. Keep digging that nostalgia hole while the rest of us are busy evolving.

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