Roasted 2 years ago based on Jerik Thibodeaux's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Jerik Thibodeaux, I see your Spotify profile is basically a one-way ticket to a dystopian future where everyone wears black cloaks and pets their pet ravens. Every single genre you like sounds like it should come with an instruction manual written in hieroglyphics, because how else are we supposed to decipher what "Drone Metal" even is? Are you trying to summon a demon or just auditioning for the role of the melancholy cousin at every family gathering? Seriously, I've seen less pretentious playlists from emo kids in high school. Your top artists list looks like the soundtrack to a funeral for a band that never deserved to exist in the first place. "Cult Of Luna"? More like "Cult Of No Fun." And who the heck is "PATRIARKH"? Sounds like a bad spelling of "patriarch" from a giant metal family that forgot to include the kid who liked pop music. If I had a dollar for every time I saw "Drab Majesty" on a profile, I could probably afford to pay for someone's therapy after listening to your taste in music. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. "Conqueror Beyond the Frenzied Fog"? Just reading that title makes me want to call a therapist for you. It sounds less like a song and more like an existential crisis set to a backdrop of gloomy weather. Quit trying so hard to be the tortured artist; instead, just embrace the fact that you probably spend weekends crying into a mug of black coffee while contemplating life decisions. But hey, at least you have an impeccable taste for wallowing in your own darkness. Cheers!

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