Roasted 3 months ago based on mile's long term Spotify stats.

Mile, you say your top genres are "Rap," "R&B," and an assortment of cool-sounding sub-genres, but let's be real—you’ve somehow managed to curate a playlist that screams "I’m emotionally unavailable and I definitely ghost on dates." Your love for Dark R&B and Bedroom Pop has me convinced that your weekend plans consist of crying softly into your pillow while pretending to live your best life. No surprise, either; I mean, if your Spotify profile were a person, it’d show up wearing 3-day-old sweatpants and sipping lukewarm coffee while scrolling through TikTok for existential advice. I see Drake and Kanye West are your top artists. Much like their beef, your taste is mostly drama with a sprinkle of confusion—just like your playlist. It's as if you’re collecting artists who are emotionally distressed enough to validate your own angst. Seriously, no one needs 10 different shades of sadness and uncertainty in their life, but here you are with enough “melodic rap” to soundtrack a funeral and enough “rage rap” to start a riot in your living room. And what’s up with “Cloud Rap”? Do you listen to it while staring blankly at the ceiling, contemplating your life choices? Because I’m starting to think that might be an effective therapy session for you. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. “The Weekend” by SZA? Classic. But with your taste, I'm betting you'd still manage to get ghosted twice before the next chorus hits. “Like a Tattoo” by Sade? That song's been around long enough to know you're seriously running out of love interests if that's on repeat. Your entire playlist radiates the vibe of someone who definitely has a notebook of poetry filled with feelings nobody asked for. At this point, you've redefined the term “sad boy” into something tragic and hilariously compelling. Seriously, Mile, if you’re not in therapy already, consider making a Spotify podcast instead—we’d all tune in for the melodrama!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!