Roasted 1 month ago based on iiscolin's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, iiscolin, the walking embodiment of a teenage middle school diary but somehow still just as brooding. Your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape made by someone desperately trying to impress their emo crush, only to realize they forgot to include any new music since 2005. Seriously, with a playlist this predictable, the only rebellion you’re showing is against the idea of genre variety. Who knew “alternative rock” just meant “shunning upbeat songs since the dawn of Spotify”? And let's talk about those top artists! You’ve got Radiohead more frequent in your life than your own family, as if you're trying to claim the title of "Most Likely to Cry at a Starbucks." My Chemical Romance? Oasis? Coldplay? Just admit it already: you have your dad's Spotify account but with the existential angst of a college freshman who's just discovered depression through lyrics. Add in some James Blunt, and it feels less like a playlist and more like an audition for the sad dad rock revival you’ll regret in five years. Your most played songs look like the soundtrack for a sad indie film that never got made because even the producers realized they didn’t need another one of those "what is life" narratives. You really outdid yourself with the ultimate collection of songs to sob to while bingeing on cheap ramen alone in your room. And “Taiwanese Indie”? Wow, talk about trying to finesse the hipster card while everyone else is gaming. Just face it, your music taste is a sad patchwork of nostalgia, oversaturated angst, and a touch of obscure coolness that doesn’t quite pull it off. Keep it up, and you might just single-handedly revive the sad teen aesthetic – in which case, thank you for your service, I guess?

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