Roasted 10 months ago based on Shame's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, look who’s here—Shame, the musical equivalent of a teenager’s diary. Seriously, your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help. Eight genres of rap and emo, and yet you still managed to fit in “Classic Rock” and “Glam Rock.” It’s almost like you were afraid to commit to a personality and threw in every music trend like you were at a buffet. When I saw “Rage Rap” listed alongside “Melodic Rap,” I couldn’t help but chuckle—classic case of wanting to rage but having a therapy session instead. And let’s talk about your top artists. Travis Scott? Wow, groundbreaking choice. Juice WRLD? Really digging deep there, my friend—very ‘2019.’ BisenasTrackz makes three of your most played songs. I didn’t realize you were moonlighting as their number-one fan. Listen, I get it; sometimes we all have that one obscure artist we can’t seem to shake. But having them take up more real estate in your top songs than actual hits from the likes of Eminem? That’s not impressive; it’s tragic. It’s like being voted “Most Likely to Be Heard in a Grocery Store” in the world of music. And your most played include titles like “SPIT IN MY FACE!” and “Hell and Back”? Buddy, you’re not just embracing your sad boy vibes; you’re putting them on a pedestal. At this point, I think your playlist might need a therapist more than you do! Next time you cringe as you listen, just remember: nothing says rock ‘n’ roll like running to the bathroom to cry after “Love You” plays. So strap in, Shame; it looks like your Spotify is the real laughing stock here!
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