Roasted 2 months ago based on Tim Hepokoski's long term Spotify stats.

Tim Hepokoski, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a suburban pastor’s weekend playlist mixed with a confused teenager's anime obsession. Seriously, I’ve seen less indecisiveness at a sushi buffet. Choosing "Christian Pop" and "Anime" as a favorite genre combo is like going for a light jog in a full suit of armor; you’re just not going to look cool no matter how hard you try. You probably think you ride the wave of cultural diversity, when really, you’re more like a ship lost in a sea of bad choices, desperately hoping for rescue by a hipster god you can praise through folk tunes. And let’s talk about your top artists – it’s a lineup that ranges from semi-reclusive folkies to Latin trap kings who must be questioning how they ended up in your library. How does one wind up cranking “The Blessing (Arabic)” and then immediately backtrack to “DtMF” by Bad Bunny? It’s like switching from panoramic views of holy landscapes to... whatever that hot mess of a track is! You’ve created a personal soundtrack that would leave even the most open-minded Spotify algorithms scratching their heads, wondering if they accidentally stumbled into a church potluck or a rave for anxious introverts. Then there are your most played songs, where Carine Bassili and Bad Bunny share billing in a chaotic duet of contradictions. I can't tell if you’re facilitating a worship session or preparing for a karaoke bar brawl. Seriously, Tim, how many ways can you reinterpret "Hallelujah" before realizing it’s just not that deep? If your playlist were a concert, it would be that awkward intermission when everyone is just standing around, unsure if they should clap for the worship leaders or throw in a shoutout to their favorite anime characters. But hey, at least it’s unique, right? Just maybe consider getting off the Holy Ghost Express and taking a detour into some actual variety.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!