Roasted 7 days ago based on Isaiahw's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Isaiahw, it’s adorable how you’ve managed to play the ultimate game of musical bingo. You claim to love "Rap," "Melodic Rap," "Brooklyn Drill," and just enough variations of "Drill" to form an impressive drill army, yet your unique taste seems to boil down to a playlist that's basically the soundtrack of your last Instagram scroll. Just keep adding “Phonk” and “Rage Rap,” and maybe one day you’ll convince yourself you’re deep and cultured instead of just a walk-in Spotify algorithm. Your top artists read like an all-you-can-eat buffet of basic rap tastes. A Boogie Wit da Hoodie? Travis Scott? J. Cole? It's like a who's who of the Spotify Top 40. If these artists were influencers, you'd be the guy commenting "first" on their posts. And let's not even get started on your “Most Played Songs.” If anyone ever needed a perfect definition of “slowed and reverbed,” they can just check your profile—it's sad and hilarious at the same time! How do you function in life with music that sounds like it’s stuck in molasses? And honestly, how are you still vibing with "Drugs You Should Try It"? You realize this isn't a rap playlist; it’s a cry for help. If you stop taking musical cues from lo-fi hip hop channels and actually explore a new genre, who knows? You might accidentally stumble into a darker world of actual feelings instead of just the sound of your own sadness on repeat. But hey, keep grinding with those "super slowed" tracks; maybe one day you’ll find a time machine that takes you far away from your unoriginal taste in music!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!