Roasted 1 year ago based on phobos's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, .𝖊𝖎𝖊𝖓._⋆, the Spotify profile that reads like a poorly organized garage sale of musical identities. You claim to love "Rock" and then go ahead and throw in "Hyperpop" and "Nightcore" like we're not all wondering if you've ever actually listened to a guitar that didn’t have a pitch-modulator. Honestly, your favorite genres are so all over the place that it makes keeping a DJ playlist feel like a monogamous relationship. What's next? "Smooth Jazz" to really confuse everyone? Your top artists should come with a warning label: proceed with caution. Seriously, it's like you've taken a music nostalgia trip that somehow got lost at an emo convention. Nirvana and My Chemical Romance? Solid. But then you’ve got Odetari and 6arelyhuman making an appearance, as if everyone else in the room isn’t just one step away from calling for help. I mean, I get it. You want your playlists to be like a Netflix series full of weird plot twists, but the only thing lost here is the thread of sanity in your musical taste. And let's talk about those most played songs, shall we? "Breakin' Dishes" by Rihanna? Didn’t know breaking dishes was a love language. Did you accidentally have a fight with your dinnerware, or are we just airing out some serious emotional baggage? Then there's "I LOVE YOU HOE" – which is basically the anthem for everyone who forgot how to show genuine affection. If only your music choices reflected the depth of your personality, but alas, they’re about as deep as a puddle on a hot summer day. So here's to you, .𝖊𝖎𝖊𝖓._⋆ — master of musical chaos and public speaker for the "I have commitment issues in every form, including genre!" club.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!