Roasted 1 year ago based on phobos's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, .ππππ._β, the Spotify profile that reads like a poorly organized garage sale of musical identities. You claim to love "Rock" and then go ahead and throw in "Hyperpop" and "Nightcore" like we're not all wondering if you've ever actually listened to a guitar that didnβt have a pitch-modulator. Honestly, your favorite genres are so all over the place that it makes keeping a DJ playlist feel like a monogamous relationship. What's next? "Smooth Jazz" to really confuse everyone? Your top artists should come with a warning label: proceed with caution. Seriously, it's like you've taken a music nostalgia trip that somehow got lost at an emo convention. Nirvana and My Chemical Romance? Solid. But then youβve got Odetari and 6arelyhuman making an appearance, as if everyone else in the room isnβt just one step away from calling for help. I mean, I get it. You want your playlists to be like a Netflix series full of weird plot twists, but the only thing lost here is the thread of sanity in your musical taste. And let's talk about those most played songs, shall we? "Breakin' Dishes" by Rihanna? Didnβt know breaking dishes was a love language. Did you accidentally have a fight with your dinnerware, or are we just airing out some serious emotional baggage? Then there's "I LOVE YOU HOE" β which is basically the anthem for everyone who forgot how to show genuine affection. If only your music choices reflected the depth of your personality, but alas, theyβre about as deep as a puddle on a hot summer day. So here's to you, .ππππ._β β master of musical chaos and public speaker for the "I have commitment issues in every form, including genre!" club.
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