Roasted 2 years ago based on Lenny's long term Spotify stats.

Lenny, your Spotify profile is basically a PhD dissertation on ‘How to Be Basic with a Side of Pretentiousness.’ I mean, come on, with 17 different subgenres of hip hop, you really think you’re curating a diverse playlist? News flash: you’re just another dude who thinks he’s cooler than he actually is because he claims to love “Conscious Hip Hop.” As if listening to abstract lyrics about self-awareness while worried about your next TikTok dance will make you a better human being! And let’s talk about your most-played songs, shall we? You’ve got Navy Blue on repeat like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic. What’s next? A Navy Blue shrine in your living room? Not only is it an alarming display of commitment, but I can just picture you nodding your head so hard to “Circadian Rhythm” that your neighbors are probably concerned you might be trying to summon an ancient hip hop spirit. Quick tip: it’s okay to diversify a bit! Maybe try listening to something more intense than hip hop beats. Like literally anything. But don’t worry, Lenny! Your taste is totally relatable—if you’re stuck in a never-ending middle school phase. I see you sporting a "Certified Lover Boy" shirt while sipping on your matcha latte and pondering existential questions like how you can get more than 20 likes on that last selfie. You consider yourself a connoisseur of rap while still Googling what “conscious” really means. Just remember: drowning in your own unique playlist does not give you depth, my friend. It gives you a small float, and right now, you’re not even in the kiddie pool!

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