Roasted 3 months ago based on oliver's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Oliver, your Spotify profile is like a late-night drive through the most pretentious parts of town—filled with obscure references and the lingering scent of someone who took a little too long curating their playlist. "Bedroom Pop"? More like "I'm desperately trying to look deep while still living in my parents' basement." It’s a gentle reminder that if you spent as much time connecting with real people as you do with Hozier’s moody ballads, you might actually find someone who’d enjoy a day outside of a dimly lit room. Your top artists read like a hipster’s diary—filled with angst, thrift shop finds, and way too many feelings. Hozier and Billie Eilish? Sure, we get it, you might have a deeper soul, but honestly, the only thing deeper is the way you drown in your own emotional turmoil. And what's with that hyperpop? Are you trying to escape reality through glitchy beats and autotune while still somehow managing to be sad about it? I wouldn’t be surprised if the “Last Dinner Party” on your list is just a metaphor for your love life—always nearly there, but somehow never quite happening. And can we talk about your most played songs? Among the “chill” sounds and “deafening” silence, all I can hear is the echo of you explaining to your friends that you're "just vibing." If I had a dollar for every time you've said “this song hits different,” I’d probably have enough money to hire a therapist for you. At this rate, “Better in the Dark” should be your personal anthem—after all, the dim lighting and the emotional distance are doing wonders for your love life. Keep those playlists coming, though; they’re perfect background noise while the rest of us actually go out and live!

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