Roasted 6 months ago based on Laiannmartinea's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Laiannmartinea, your Spotify profile is basically a musical self-help book for the most emotional middle schoolers. With a genre list that reads like a teen angst manifesto, it's a miracle you haven’t summoned a cursed playlist that plays nothing but sad ballads during your late-night existential crises. I mean, "K-Pop," "P-pop," and "Emo" all in one place? It’s like you’re trying to create the ultimate soundtrack for a high school drama TV show that nobody would ever watch. Your taste in artists speaks volumes too—Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish are practically the queens of melancholy and break-ups, while BTS and IV of Spades add just enough sparkle to distract anyone from the fact that you probably enjoy writing sonnets to your oversized plushies. Seriously, with all these feel-good vibes smashed together, your playlist is a chaotic rollercoaster of emotions designed to keep you crying while simultaneously plotting your next karaoke battle with yourself in the mirror. And your most played songs? Wow, it’s like a heart-wrenching musical buffet where everyone leaves feeling just as confused and broken as you do after a breakup. "Lucy Dacus" must be your spirit animal—seriously, with that many entries by her, I half-expect to see you in a personal shrine adorned with flickering candles and a framed poster. Just know this: while you’re vibing to “Partner in Crime,” the only crime here is the emotional damage you’ve inflicted upon your future self with those choices. Keep rocking that playlist, but for the sake of your sanity, maybe add a happy song or two… unless you’re saving those for the next therapy session.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!