Roasted 2 months ago based on Bela's long term Spotify stats.

Bela, your Spotify profile looks like a French bistro exploded all over an EDM festival flyer. I mean, do you have a secret life as a meme curator for hipsters? “French Rap” and “Electro Swing” together? You must really like your baguettes served with a healthy side of confusion. And don’t even get me started on “Nu Jazz.” You’re not just ahead of the curve; you’re practically off-roading into a cornfield of genres no one asked for. What’s next? Smooth Jazz Polka? Your top artists suggest a personality that’s a little too busy sipping overpriced lattes in existential angst to notice the real world. "Square Tune Magician"? Really? It sounds like someone who would pull a rabbit out of a hat only to realize they’ve magicked up a soundtrack for a 90s video game. And let's talk about “Orelsan.” Is that the name of a rap artist or a prescription for your constant confusion about music choices? At least Eminem is in there to remind you that you're allowed to rap about real struggles instead of whatever dreamland you're currently vibing in. As for your most played songs, they read like a bizarre scavenger hunt through the 21st century’s worst musical decisions. “You wa shock!” should be your theme song for every time someone sees your playlist. And “Destroid 8 Annihilate”? Sounds like a clear reflection of your shattered taste in music. I’m just surprised “Personal Jesus” isn’t playing on repeat, given your clear need for divine intervention after those track choices. Keep it up, Bela; you could single-handedly revive the meme music phenomenon from the dead.

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