Roasted 10 months ago based on Alp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Alperen, your Spotify profile looks like a cultural collision that could only happen after a long night at an Izmir kebab shop. With favorite genres ranging from Turkish Hip Hop to Karadeniz Folk, it’s clear you’re the only person who could try to twerk to "Oyun Havasi" and actually nail it—perhaps too well for the comfort of everyone around you! I mean, who else could go from doing the Macarena to rapping like they're about to sell out an arena at a Mediterranean fish market? And let’s talk about your top artists. With a lineup featuring Killa Hakan and Ben Fero, I can only assume your social life involves discussing the complex themes of lyrics like they’re Shakespearean sonnets. Honestly, how do you go from "Heyecanlanman Normal" to "U Sellin Dope (with Future)"? Are you just trying to keep everyone confused, or are you genuinely building the most unorthodox playlist for your next family reunion? Your friends must think they’re stepping into a bizarre cultural experience every time they slide into your car. Let’s not ignore the fact that your most played songs look like a love letter to Ben Fero with a few vague hits from an amateur rap battle. It’s practically a shrine to your one-man fan club! If there were awards for consistency, you’d definitely win “Most Likely to Treat a Ben Fero Concert Like a Religious Pilgrimage.” Just remember: if your music taste were a dish, it would be a casserole that no one wants to try—part nostalgia, a pinch of cringe, and plenty of questionable choices!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists