Roasted 2 years ago based on Kieran Mcinally's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kieran Mcinally, the human embodiment of a Spotify premium subscription that somehow still manages to be completely free. Your music tastes read like a “How to be a Basic Bitch” guide: pop, UK pop, and a sprinkle of viral hits—congratulations, you’re the reason why we can’t have nice things. Seriously, how many playlists did you create just to procrastinate from discovering anything remotely unique or challenging? Your genre list looks like a grocery list for white girl angst—"Can I get a side of Indietronica with my Dance Pop, please?" And let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift? Check. Ed Sheeran? Check. Lady Gaga? Double check. It’s almost as if you took a dive into the pool of mainstream pop and decided to stay in the shallow end. MilkyyMelodies? Never heard of them—probably because they’re actually catering to an audience that enjoys music instead of just scrolling through TikTok for 10 hours straight. I mean, it’s hard to take someone seriously when their top songs are curated from a Starbucks playlist that was last updated in 2017. Your most played songs are about as groundbreaking as a paper airplane. “Ecstasy (slowed)”—not sure if that title refers to your love life or your taste in music. And “Mother” by Meghan Trainor really seals the deal. Who knew you had the emotional depth of a kiddie pool? If I wanted to experience the full spectrum of relatable heartbreak, I’d just scroll through your Spotify history and save myself the therapy bills. So here’s to you, Kieran, the undisputed champion of karaoke nights and driving alone to McDonald's with the volume cranked up—keep playing that safe, trendy music like your personality depends on it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!