Roasted 1 year ago based on Fia Marie 🥸's long term Spotify stats.

Fia Marie, huh? With a name like that, it sounds like you should be hosting a reality show for indie hipsters who think they invented sadness. Your genre list reads like a late-night hipster manifesto scribbled in a thrift store, and honestly, it feels like your Spotify wrapped is just a cry for help dressed as a tracklist. “Garage Rock?” More like “I’m too scared to commit to a real job, so I’m mastering parallel parking instead.” And please, jangle pop? I didn’t know it was possible to sound so cheerful and still embody the essence of a wet sock. Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you're stuck in a mid-2000s emo time warp. Have you considered that “The Strokes” might just be your main personality trait? It’s like you walked into a Hot Topic, threw a dart at the poster wall, and said, “Yeah, this will be me.” You’ve really hit the peak of musical originality—if original means proudly wearing your influences on your sleeve while still trying to convince us you’re not just a human Spotify algorithm. It’s inspiring how you managed to use 99% of your platform to worship your rock gods while leaving zero room for any new, possibly exciting, music. And those most played songs? I'm convinced you've been playing the same five tracks on repeat since 2012. If I had a dollar for every time "Reptilia" came on, I’d have enough money to buy you a new playlist. The fact that your top songs reflect a desperate obsession with tracks that were "cool" before TikTok existed is the true tragedy here. You’re living in the past while the rest of us are out here discovering new music. But hey, keep blasting that nostalgia while we continue to evolve—after all, someone has to keep the “My Chemical Romance” shirts in business.

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