Roasted 2 years ago based on MOHAMMAD's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Mohammad, looking at your Spotify profile is like watching a hip hop mixtape made by a confused DJ at a Persian wedding. We get it, you love Persian hip hop, but lord, how many times can one person listen to the same half-familiar beats? It’s like your playlist is a graduation project on “How to Compile the Most Niche Genres Possible.” I half-expect your next favorite genre to be ‘Absolutely Obscure Persian Yodeling’ because clearly, you’re on a mission to find the most underground hype that even your own friends don’t care about. Your top artists list reads like the epitome of **I-Live-Under-A-Rock** energy. You’ve taken “variety” and turned it into a sad buffet where all the food is either Persian or hip hop— no one's asking for a side of Canadian pop in the middle of a rap feud! It’s 2023, and you’re still dabbling with artists no one else has even heard of. At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify algorithm thinks you've been trapped in a time loop since 2015. It’s like binging on obscure records because you’re afraid of mainstream success— let me guess, you get all your music recommendations from Instagram influencers named “DJ Pomegranate”? And what’s up with your most played songs? If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re crafting a sonic experience from songs with titles that are longer than your personal resolutions! You’ve somehow managed to pick the artist that sounds like a collective of confused teenagers. “I KNOW ?” is a perfect title for your own existential crisis, and the only thing creeping in “Creepin'” is the realization that you’re one Spotify Wrapped away from being the world's number one ambassador for Persian hip hop— mostly because no one else on the planet cares! Keep jamming, though; someone needs to represent the sound of being perpetually lost in translation!

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