Roasted 9 months ago based on RaDaR's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, RaDaR, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager who thinks wearing all black automatically qualifies as deep emotional introspection. Your favorite genres could be summed up as “grief therapy for people who haven’t figured out what therapy actually is.” With choices like "Horrorcore" and "Emo Rap," it’s clear you’re committed to a soundtrack that makes even your Spotify algorithm question your life choices. It’s like your playlist is an audition tape for the next sad boy band that only performs at local cemeteries. Seriously, how many times can you listen to "$uicideboy$" before you start to wonder if maybe, just maybe, it’s time to stop chasing your own existential crises through music? Your top songs could double as a setlist for a “How to Alienate Everyone at a Party” tutorial. "Ketamine" and "Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty"? Very motivational. Who needs a therapist when you have a whole catalog dedicated to existential dread and a grim reaper aesthetic? You could replace “What’s your favorite song?” with “How do you want to be sad today?” and it would still capture your vibe perfectly. And let’s talk about your artist choices. We get it: you love artists with names that sound like they fell out of a bizarre WWE match. Between “Lil Darkie” and “glaive,” it’s like your playlist is one dark hoodie away from being a high school goth’s fever dream. You’ve managed to turn your music taste into a badge of honor for embracing the absolute depths of despair, while paradoxically craving that bubbly hyperpop just to prove you can be ‘happy’ too. For the love of all that is good, RaDaR, try listening to something upbeat — you know, for variation's sake, and to help you remember what joy feels like.

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