Roasted 22 days ago based on aaron's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Aaron, I see your Spotify profile is serving some serious commitment issues. With a top 10 that bounces around more than a toddler on a sugar high, it’s clear you can’t settle on a genre unless it includes both 'Melodic Rap' *and* 'Soft Pop.' I mean, you’re swinging from Kanye’s ego to Bruno Mars’ shimmery disco ball like it’s a recreational game of musical chairs. At this rate, even Spotify couldn’t figure out what mood you’re in—are you trying to vibe in the club or cry into your pillow? And let’s chat about your top artists. Kanye, Kendrick, and Travis, sure. But then you hit us with Imagine Dragons like they’re about to drop the hottest bars of 2023. What’s next? A tribute to Nickelback? Somehow mixing 'Rage Rap' and 'R&B' paints such a confusing picture that I half expect to see a musical therapy session pop up in your recently played. “Sorry, Travis, I just wanted a break from feeling feelings, so I jammed to the ‘Believer’ while washing my dishes.” Lastly, your most played songs read like the playlist of a confused college student who’s just discovered that Spotify has more than one genre. “Woke up in the Sky” followed by “That’s What I Like” is basically you saying, “I want to be both a deep philosophical rapper and the guy who sings about having a good time at the beach.” Too bad your love life doesn’t mirror your eclectic music taste; at least then you'd have a chance at finding something consistent. Keep on spinning those tunes, Aaron—just remember, there’s more to life than genre switching and wishful thinking!

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