Roasted 1 year ago based on dandandanish's long term Spotify stats.

Haseulmyloves, if your Spotify profile was a meme, it would be that cringy kid singing karaoke at a family gathering—loved by your mom and absolutely mortifying to everyone else. I mean, are you secretly the spokesperson for Arthur Nery? Did he pay you in pins and patches for this relentless promotion? I see a pattern here: Arthur Nery once, twice, FIVE times in your top tracks, and I half-expect your profile picture to be a giant billboard of his face. Next thing we know, you'll be changing your name to "ArthurNeryFan69". Creativity is calling, sweetheart, and you’ve put it on mute. What’s with the mishmash of genres that sound like someone threw up the entire Philippine music scene and a sprinkle of K-pop for good measure? You’re out here flexing your “diverse” taste like it’s a rare Pokémon, but girl, it’s more like a fan wishlist for a FlipTop battle. "OPM," "Harana," and "K-Pop"? It's like you walked into an Asian market and just decided to throw every culture’s music into a blender. I’m just waiting for the day you accidentally combine Kundiman with trap beats and end up creating a genre that breaks all the laws of physics. Lastly, your most played songs look like a high-school playlist stuck in a loop, like your crush was killed off in a tragic rom-com. If those songs were any more emotional, you'd need a lifetime supply of tissues on standby. Seriously, there’s enough feels in there to replace therapy for an entire generation! But hey, don't feel bad; there’s always a place for your taste—right next to my "Do Not Resuscitate" playlist. So keep jamming to Arthur Nery while the rest of us ponder life decisions you clearly haven’t made yet!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!