Roasted 2 years ago based on Bonke's long term Spotify stats.

Bonke, your Spotify profile reads like a "how to be basic" manual—seriously, it’s like you put every genre into a blender and pressed ‘puree.’ You’ve got Bedroom R&B, Chill R&B, and so many flavors of K-Pop that a boba tea shop would take notes. At this point, your music taste is like a small-town diner menu: everything looks good until you realize it’s just the same three ingredients rearranged. Are you trying to set the mood for a date or just auditioning to be a TikTok background noise? As for your top artists, let’s be real: you’ve transformed good ol’ keshi into your own personal drug. Congratulations! You’ve officially made him the soundtrack of your unremarkable existential crisis while you sip overpriced lattes in your messy bedroom. It’s like you’ve gone to the 'sad boy' file on Spotify and just played it on repeat—the melancholy version of “move-in ready.” And who does your playlist really belong to—your feelings or the algorithm? Because you’re about two songs away from an existential meltdown that even Joji would roll his eyes at. Lastly, let’s address your favorite tracks where the chorus could sing you to sleep better than any lullaby. "Always" by keshi? I’m surprised it doesn’t come with a side of ice cream for the average heartbreak millennial binge-watch session. With tracks like "EASY" by LE SSERAFIM and "RUSH" by TWICE, it’s clear you haven’t seen the sun in weeks. If I were to hear one more dreamy, moody track, I'd have to report you to a therapist for emotional malpractice. Bonke, get it together—either diversify your playlist or just accept that your music career involves debating whether you’re deeper than a puddle or not.

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