Roasted 1 year ago based on kitty ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, kitty ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎, your Spotify profile is like a thrift store explosion of musical choices! Who needs a coherent taste when you can just grab a handful of genres and toss them together like a salad? I mean, hyperpop and folk punk? Sounds like an unholy alliance that even a record label exec would reject. With favorites like queercore and Midwest emo, it’s clear your playlist reflects your personality—confused, with a side of existential dread. Your top artists are a real question mark, like a deep internet rabbit hole you fell into after 2 AM. Deal Casino? Come on, I get that you’re into underground gems, but it feels like the only people listening to them are your mom and that one friend who insists they invented artisanal toast. As for Mindless Self Indulgence, congrats on being one of the five people still rocking out to a band that peaked in 2006! I hope you and your 2014 photos of your ironic “I’m so emo” phase still get along. And let's talk about your most played songs—they look like the playlist for a midlife crisis among teenagers. "Heart Swells"? More like your heart must be under constant construction with those vibes. You're living proof that the indie aesthetic can be achieved without actually liking the music. Next time I see you, I’ll be sure to bring you a mood ring so you can at least match your tracks with your overriding feelings of angst and confusion. Just promise me you won’t play "I Don't Smoke" while chugging a double mocha latte—I can't take any more charades!

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