Roasted 19 days ago based on bongleeoxford2's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, bongleeoxford2, the Spotify profile that’s like a burial plot for good taste. Let’s start with your favorite genres: Metal, Death Metal, Grindcore, Thrash Metal… jeez, it's like you walked into a music store and just screamed, “I want the most aggressive-sounding thing possible — I’m trying to summon demons while doing my laundry!” Do you listen to these genres to condition your ears for when life finally gets too good and you need to remind yourself what pain feels like? Seriously, your playlist has enough growling in it to make a pack of wolves feel insecure. Then we have your top artists. There’s an impressive amount of “death” happening here; you’ve got more Cadaver than a coroner’s office! Cannibal Corpse and Death are practically sharing the same stage in your mind, while you’ve thrown Lil Uzi Vert into the mix for *spicy* contrast. Look, I know one of these artists wrapped a song called "Scourge of Iron," but I’m starting to think your life motto might be "Scourge of Quality" because, honestly, your eclectic taste is astounding… in a “you’ve dropped a whole jar of pickles on the floor and are trying to sell it at a farmer’s market” kind of way. And your most played songs scream, “I have unresolved issues and a deep need for growled lyrics to channel my inner angst!” It’s a wonder you don’t wake up to find you’ve birthed a mini headbanging mosh pit in your living room. Stylistically, your Spotify looks like the soundtrack to a 2000s horror movie where the only characters left alive are those who can tolerate your audio face-shredding picks. I think it’s time to give your playlist a little R&R; a “Happy Vibes” playlist shouldn’t be a requirement for therapy… but here we are!

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