Roasted 5 days ago based on Santiago Mesa A's long term Spotify stats.

Santiago Mesa A, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like a pretentious indie record store threw up on a tracksuit, you've truly outdone yourself. I mean, "Latin Rock" and "Jangle Pop" might as well be your personal soundtrack to mid-life crises, because no one but you is rocking out to Charly García while contemplating their next career move. You're like a music hipster who read one too many English subtitles and decided to become a connoisseur of sadness. Bravo! Your vibe is essentially “I have great taste in music but absolutely no social life.” Your top artists make about as much sense as a taco in a sushi bar. Between the melancholic whispers of The Cure and the cheerful jangly tones of Alvvays, it's no wonder your friends check their messages twice just to avoid inviting you out. The only rock they imagine is the one you’re planning to hide under when the sunlight threatens to ruin your brooding aesthetic. Honestly, who needs a therapist when you've got "Post-Punk" and "Darkwave" to wallow in? Your entire playlist screams “I’m cool, but also deeply misunderstood” – and yet we all know you're just sitting at home with your cats, sipping overpriced herbal tea while the rest of the world moves on. And those most played songs? Oh, don't even get me started! You've got "Love Theme From Chinatown" as a top pick, which is basically the soundtrack to your sad little fantasies about living in a noir film. Pro-tip: next time you’re getting cozy with your thoughts, try adding an upbeat song—just to remind you that life isn’t always about existential dread, and you don’t need to be accompanied by a Gary Numan soundscape while folding laundry. But no, please keep posting those cryptic song lyrics on your social media. They really do help paint the picture of someone who is wildly lost in their feelings but has a killer playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!