Roasted 10 months ago based on Hannah🕷️'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Hannah, your Spotify profile is like a confused teenager who just discovered PBR and flannel shirts at a thrift store. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that looks like a punk rock bingo card, no wonder you'd need to skate away from social events. Riot Grrrl? More like Riot Could-You-Please-Stop-Talking because we all know you only came to complain about the patriarchy and review your new favorite vegan snack brand. Maybe mix in something more, I don’t know, appealing? There’s a whole world beyond the goth-punk-emo spectrum, you know. Your top artists read like the soundtrack to a high school misfit's diary entry. And don't even get me started on the fact that Amyl and The Sniffers own 40% of your most played songs. At this point, it's less about diverse taste and more about you being a one-woman Amyl tribute band. And Rob Zombie? What, were you hoping to summon him to a karaoke night where he could watch you butcher his songs? We get it; you're deep and introspective, but you're starting to sound like a sad mixtape your 17-year-old self would make for a crush that ghosted you. And oh, the sheer artistry of listing songs like “Freaks To The Front” and “You Suck” as your anthems. Talk about setting the vibe for your life like you’re the main character in a coming-of-age movie, but instead of overcoming obstacles, you’re just hitting 'repeat' while contemplating your next bowl of ramen. Newsflash, Hannah: The only thing more relentless than your song choices is your need to prove you’re the queen of niche punk culture. Embrace it, own it, and for the love of all things holy, diversify a bit! Or at least give us something from the future, instead of this endless loop of 90s angst.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!