Roasted 5 months ago based on joott's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's joott—the only person I know who can turn a Spotify profile into a melancholic soundtrack for existential crises. Seriously, “Post-Hardcore”? Do you not listen to anything that doesn’t sound like an emo kid crying over his unrequited love while trying to solve a math problem? I mean, have you ever stepped outside the confines of your sad-boi playlist? It’s like your life’s motto is “Why go mainstream when I can scream into a vacuum?” Let’s talk about your top artists—who the heck are half of these bands? “Idiot Pilot”? Is that a suggestion or the name of a band? I can’t decide if you’re an avant-garde music aficionado or just an undercover hipster trying to clear a path to the next coffee shop that serves avocado toast. David Bowie is the only thing keeping your artist list from sounding like the soundtrack to a failed indie film. Seriously, you need a new playlist because “Midwest Emo” is not a genre; it’s a lifestyle choice, and I think it might be time to reevaluate your life decisions, bud. And don’t even get me started on those most played songs. “Never Let Your Girlfriend Go Camping With That Guy She Met In Pottery Class” is almost as long as my attention span when I look at your profile. I’d ask for a refund on those listening hours, but knowing you, you'd just tell me it's part of the journey. Wake up, Joott; it’s 2023, and there are more noises than just your internal monologue over these angsty soundscapes. Unless you want to be that person at parties who invokes awkward silences, it might be time to branch out beyond the sound of squealing guitars and overly intricate time signatures.

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