Roasted 2 years ago based on Ken's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Ken, your Spotify profile is like a middle school talent show gone horribly wrong. You've got more Dead Poet Society in your top tracks than they have fans, and I’m pretty sure even the band is tired of hearing their own songs on repeat. What’s next? Are you going to start repping fan merch like you’re the only one at the concert? You do realize there's a world beyond your Crying In The Shower playlist, right? Your genre choices honestly look like the result of an identity crisis in a suburban garage. Alternative metal and dirty South rap? It's like you’re trying to fuse the angst of a teenager with the ambition of a two-dollar bill. It’s almost impressive how you somehow combined ‘angry’ and ‘confused’ into a single listening experience. Let’s just say if you were a music genre, you’d be “Desperate Midlife Crisis Rock.” And just when we think it couldn’t get worse, we look at your top artists — apparently, you’re the last person left on Earth still jamming to Creedence Clearwater Revival. The only thing more outdated than your music taste is your social life. I mean, you’ve got Jelly Roll and DMX rubbing shoulders with emo bops from the early 2000s—this Spotify blend could honestly use a serious intervention. At this point, your profile is a warning sign: “Caution: Listener may attempt to resurrect 90s angst in public places.”

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